Even though LA Galaxy lost against DC United, their is praise for Becks all over the Web: hollyscoop is happy David Beckham has finally kicked a ball on the field. yourroyalredness even proclaims a new God.
Lord have mercy!

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David Beckham debuts with LA Galaxy spending just 12 minutes on-field. He is much more interested in divine family affairs:

“I’d love a little girl but we’re blessed to have three beautiful boys. And if we’re blessed to have another one or two children then that would be a blessing”, Becks said.

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… was as subtle as a fart in church, says the Sports Frog.

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Germany’s greatest philosophers are desperately beaten by ancient Greeks. Manager of the German team is Dr. Martin Luther. Thomas Aquinas serves as a linesman.

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FIFA decided to experiment with goal-line technology. But the latest IFAB meeting also resulted in several changes to the wording of the Laws of the Game, e.g.:

“The player’s equipment must not carry any political, religious or personal statements”

i.e.: Of course you earn your money not just by kicking the ball, but by expressing your personality. Your personality as a soccer professional has to be free of politics, religion or personal opinion.

Glory to the game! Maybe in future we won’t be allowed to use the “soccer” label anymore when blogging about sport and spirituality. What a shame!

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Rocco was so fast reporting “Team Spirit, Bertone Style”.

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Becks go US and to be a US star you have to join Scientology. But do not be afraid: subversion knows that Victoria won’t allow David to sell his soul.

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